Sunday, October 27, 2013

Remake Vs. Original Head To Head: Which Halloween Should You Watch October 31st?

Having a hard time trying to decide which Halloween to watch on All Hallows Eve?  I've done your homework for you in this first ever Left Hand Path Remake Vs. Original head to head battle royale!  Discover what's really up with Rob Zombies interpretation and what makes John Carpenters original just so special.  Who will be my favorite?  Who will come out on top?  Read and choose for yourself in this Halloween first edition cage fight.


Halloween (1978) VHS


For this review I watched the original, directed and scored by John Carpenter on VHS, and although I've seen this a few times it was a welcome refresher.  The graininess and whirring sounds of the analog format brought me back to when I was a kid watching this for the first time in my parents dark living room in the wee hour of the night.  The intro credits are classic, simple and haunting with that ever important piano music that creates tension from the start.  That music continues through out the movie with variations on the main theme, but its the silences that really build up the suspense for me.  The lighting is dark and shadowy and all the day time scenes are shot on an overcast day which really pulls you into the movie and you can almost feel the cool damp air of fall on your skin and smell the burning leaves in the wind.  Boobs and blood are a staple for 80's horror and this movie set the standard.  John Carpenter and his team tell a big story with such simple story telling and they were also able to frighten you with out showing a whole lot of blood.  The way they framed shots like the one at the school where you only see part of Michael as he stalks the young child are truly scary and if your looking for a lesson on true frights just watch the stabbing scene in the kitchen.  Michael Myers was able to scare the crap out of you with just a simple turn of his head.  The ending is chilling with the screenshots of the house and neighborhood and sets up the excitement for the sequel.  This film should be a lesson in horror for aspiring film makers as to how to set the mood and atmosphere and create fear with a less is more attitude.  John Carpenter could be compared to great blues musicians in that it's the spaces in between the notes that matter.  It's the silences, pauses and subtle flourishes that invoke emotion.  This is a horror masterpiece!  Absolutely essential watching!





Halloween (2007)


You may expect me to say forget this remake and that nothing can compare to the original.  But, this is a close race because this isn't your average remake.  This is a re-telling/re-imagining of the Halloween story and is worth a closer look and not to be written off as a sub par attempt to cash in on an old tale.  I watched the unrated directors cut rented from Netflix which is a long movie so be ready to put some time into this one.  Rob Zombies telling of Halloween gives you story elements of the original first and second movie and delves much deeper into the story of Michael as a child.  The characters are a lot darker and grittier and the whole movie is awash with Rob Zombies personal style that sets him apart from other modern film makers.  The music borrows from the original score but makes it's own statement and there is much more nudity, violence and blood in this adaptation.  Daeg Faerch plays Michael as a child does a fantastic job and early on you get the sense that Mr. Zombie is trying to make a statement against bullying.  The professional wrestler Tyler Mane plays the adult Michael and the way he is filmed makes him look absolutely huge and menacing.  There are some scene for scene segments but there is a nice variety of creative scenes and camera angles that are used to tell parts of the story and overall this movie feels like a complete package.  Rob Zombie has created essential watching material for casual horror fans and hard core aficionados alike.




So which is my favorite?  You might have guessed it but it has to be the original.  It was a close match though.  Personally I prefer to view movies as they were originally intended and I like older movies in general.  I have to say though Rob Zombies Halloween is one of my favorite remakes and if I was about 15 years younger it would have been my favorite of the two. 

So which one should you watch?  If you are a casual horror fan and just looking for something to watch this Halloween watch Rob Zombies remake.  You'll get the whole story in a nice neat package with lots of action and gore and you'll most likely be left with your appetite for the macabre satisfied.  If you are an avid horror fan and an aspiring film maker you have to watch the original.  It's full of invaluable lessons on creative vision, how to scare with less, how to create tension and atmosphere and solid story telling.  But then again if you are hard core about your horror and you haven't seen the original yet you might need to reconsider your interests.

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Monday, October 14, 2013

Five (+1) Wickedly Campy Movies For Halloween 2013

For a horror fan Halloween is everyday so when October rolls around I like to find the funniest and campiest films I can and make light of what others perceive as the Devils Holiday.  With this list I'm just scratching the surface of some of my favorite light hearted horror.  So read, decided and watch this Halloween or watch them all this October!  All of these movies are on Netflix streaming.   Trick or Treat kiddos...

Ghoulies (1985)

Ghoulies starts of wickedly satanic with a scene that's Henson's The Labarynth meets a Black Mass and the intro credit music is reminiscent of Beetlejuice and humourosly entertaining.  Not even ten minutes in and we are already saturated with Satanic imagery, pentagrams, cemeteries, occult books and rituals.  The acting at times is horrible and there is heavy use of generic 80's background music.  Predictable yet entertaining comedic gags keep your interest up and the narration keeps the story moving and keeps the suspense up in an otherwise silly movie.  Ghoulies plays out like a fairy tale or dark nursery rhyme which is a really cool approach and when the ghoulies appear they are truly frightening like a demonic version of the trolls from the labarynth.  The witchcraft and satanic presence is silly and humorous and the story relies hevily of this elemtent.  This movie has everything; witchcraft, the undead, dolls, puppets, rituals, little people and the Ghoulies are as terrifying as they are hilarious and I never got tired of seeing them in action.  The set and screen quality are really sharp and although some scenes feel much like a standard set the rest looks lush with lots of attention to detail.  The last fifteen minutes are the best and although this movie keeps you thoroughly entertained the whole way through the last few minutes of the movie are the real make-up and special effects pay off.  Essential, 420 and Kvlt!




The Stuff (1985)

Your Mom always told you not to put stuff in your mouth that you picked up off the ground, well The Stuff starts off breaking that first lesson you were ever taught.   Why would you dip your hand in a puddle of white goop on the ground and put it in your mouth?  Furthermore, how could you even see a white puddle of goop in the middle of a snow storm?  These are the deep questions brought forth in the first ten minutes of this campy film.  The special effects and gags are sort of a one trick pony but there is a great pay off in the motel and radio station scenes.  Like most 80's movies this is a commentary on the evils of seemlingly harmless activities.  What lessons can you take away from this movie?  Your parents may not always know whats best.  Don't eat too much sugar and never trust big coorporations or you might just be subject to parasitic aliens.   Essential, 420 and Kvlt!




Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

The fall always reminds me of the fair and circuses and Halloween and Killer Klowns From Outer Space.  My tastes tend to lye in the best worst movie category and this is no exception.  You either love or hate KKFOS and believe me I've read some scathing reviews.  I've probably seen this movie upwards of fifty times and I think it should be mandatory watching for Halloween.  This movie is a Sci-Fi/Horror comedy masterpiece!  It kicks off with the classic theme song from punk band The Dickies and from deadly popcorn blasters to cotton candy cacoons this movie just keeps brining the hilarious and scary twists on a wholesome past time.  The music and sound effects blend smoothly and the Klowns could legitimately scare a young child but are cool enough to keep the older kids interested.  Essential, 420 and Kvlt!



House II (1987)

House II The Second Story is a horror comedy with great make up and visual appeal.  This guy inherites a house and has to deal with the curse brought on by his great grandfathers excavated crystal skull.  What makes this extra special for Halloween is soon into the movie the gals throw a surprise Halloween party but as the "uninvited" guests start arriving things start to go awry.  This movie has everything, animatronics, puppets, green screen, huge detailed sets and Claymation.  There are also cameos from Bill Maher and John Ratzenberger who's best known for his role as Cliff Clavin on Cheers.  420 and Kvlt!

 
 
Mad Monster Party (1967)

A Claymation horror parody this comedy stars the voices of Boris Karloff, Allen Swift and Phyllis Diller.  Dr. Frankenstein plans his retirement party but when the monsters find out who his replacement will be they band together to stop Dr. Frankenstein's plans...forever.  This movie is a musical but the songs are so funny and totally add to the story and the overall experience.  Although it has it's own storyline it made sure to touch on all the high points of the original monster movies as the characters are introduced.  Although there are some adult themes this is a great movie for kids of all ages and even my wife who doesn't like horror movies or musicals loved this animated film.   Essential, 420 and Kvlt!

 
 
 
 
Satan's Little Helper (2004)

Satan's Little Helper isn't a retro movie but it's great for Halloween as it's set in what seems to be a small New England town on Halloween day and from the beginning it mixes old school and new school filming styles.  A boy is obsessed with a video game where you play as Satans helper and kill people through out town.  On Halloween day the boy goes out trick or treating as Satans helper and happens upon Satan himself from the video game; or is he?  The boy ventures on a real life killing spree filled with gore, humor and witty camp.  A modern classic this movie is soon to be Kvlt and essential!   There's no suitable trailer for this movie on Youtube so you'll just have to take my word for it...

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